/sci/ - Science & Math

>first time living alone
>one fly gets into house
>I only notice it just before i have to leave for work, don't have time to kill it
>can't find it later
>notice lots of small black things near garbage bag, figure it's just dirt or something (the bag is right next to my door)
>days later
>get up and find literally 10-20 huge flies chilling on my wall near the garbage bag
>my fucking face

My garbage bag was 100% sealed. Can someone please explain to me how this is physically possible? Do flies have some sort of antimatter reactor that they can use to fix air into amino acids? How the FUCK does a single fly even lay that many pupae? In hindsight, each one was over half the size of the original fucking fly. I just cannot get my head around this.

The flies/maggots had had no food, they were starved, only like 4 of them reacted to my attempts to kill them. I just't don't understand how this is even possible. I used to think peasants were silly for beliveing in spontaneous generation, but I'm about to become a believer myself. What in the actual fuck.

tl;dr how does a fly reproduce itself x20 with no fucking food?

>this fucking proddy telling me I can't believe in evolution and christ at the same time
>muh modernist heretical biblical literalism
>muh making all Christians look bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htxOjJHB5-8

>>5666666
The irony of that message! If this isn't a sign, what are signs?

Does anyone else get annoyed when they go through Khan Academy and see all these little shits bragging about skipping classes thanks to Sal?

So much of my time was wasted in shitty formal schooling.

Hey, why do shitty little viruses have the ability to evolve and we need to get shots to quell them off?


Why does our immune system suck so much dick? I ask this because I have a flu and and I'm mad as hell. WHY CANT YOU SCIENCE FAGGOTS FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE US RESISTANT TO THE FUCKING FLU?

>Go on break, go to break room.
>Overhear a conversation about the moon landing.
>Girl states as if 100% sure "Are you stupid? Of course we haven't gone into space or landed on the moon! Don't you know how HIGH it is???"
>Oh, the rage.

>My face when Obama destroyed the Constellation program and america's place in history

>>1272486
But little kids BURN ants!

It sucks that the only other people interested in science seem to be basement dwelling manchildren who somehow think they're better than everyone else because they can solve trivial pop-mathematics. I really wish there were, you know, worthwhile human beings who were genuinely curious about the universe. :(

The internet has scientifically proven that people are, at the very core, completely despicable.

>Guy in labcoat
>My proof is: the bible
>my face