/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9594380
OP here, I've got a story:
>Be in first semester orgo lab
>Old lab partner from gen chem didn't move on to orgo for whatever reason, even though he was competent
>Lab was filled with preppy pre-med and pre-dental students who do nothing but talk about Starbucks and daddy's money
>Other half of the class were obnoxious fratters, some from my gen chem lab
>Half of them dropped within the first quarter
>Two decent people that I've talked to in class were also in lab, but they're partners
>And then there was Ronnie
>Ronnie unironically wore MAGA hats and orange camo to lecture every day
>Held up class with his stupid, tangential questions every single day
>Actually voiced his displeasure to the teacher in class over an extra credit assignment where we had to synthesize Estradiol from substituent pieces because "birth control is immoral"
>Also fought the teacher on there being man made mercury pollution in seafood and ocean water during section on organometallics. >Anytime climate, vaccinations, or pharmaceuticals were brought up in any way, you could always count on Ronnie to give you the /pol/tard perspective
>I desperately look around for someone else who isn't partnered
>I then hear a voice behind me
>"You partnered yit?"
>Turn around to face the stench of Cabelas and burning rubber being me
>It's Ronnie
>My future lab partner, who, in addition to fucking up every single day in hilarious ways, would one day nearly kill us all
>MFW I'm forced to be Ronnie's parter

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>>9584196

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