/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12657251
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Oh hey there wagecuck. Halfway through the week, hopefully you don’t have another breakdown before your designated recreational time at the end of the week.

Me? Well life isn’t easy being a NEETgod, right now I’m stuck deciding what I’m going to do with all time today. Hey! Maybe you can help me choose! I’ve narrowed it down to a few options:

- Play a round of golf (beat my country clubs record last week!)
- Learn a new field of science
- Write and record a new symphony
- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book

This will be the closest you get to actually being free, by living through me.

A singular warm room with infinite tendies and a window into the infinite void. It was comfy. Then the normieverse was created and now we have to exist.

>wake up
>shitpost on 4chin
>trigger libtards in youtube comment sections
>haha
>eat chicken tendies
>they are good
>thank you, chicken tendies
>check my coins
>they are up
>eat more tendies as a rewards for my superior intelligence
>life is good

Prove me wrong:
Its not possible to insert a sorted array in a binary search tree in O(n+m) time.

Protip:
You cant

I just finished reading 50 pages and wrote 14 pages worth of homework on t tests after about 11 hours to save my grade from hell, goddamn I have never felt more proud of being able to LARP as a tragic genius, AMA

Any nocturnal /sci/zo's on here? How's it like? How do you interact with normies' schedules, as a I assume most of us here are in uni and still have to go to lectures at least?

>be me
>Wake up at 7-9pm
>Eat a nice breakfast at the uni cafeteria, right in time before they close.
>Studying, work (I work remotely), and reading all night while my normie roommates (((sleep)))
>About 3am, decide to go for lunch
>Drive to Walmart/Taco Bell/Denny's
>No CIA niggers in sight
>Come back to the dorm, have a smoke, giving a cheeky wave to the campus security as they drive by, feeling the nice cold night air and looking at the stars
>Watch the sun come up as I'm working
>say "good evening" to my roommates as they begin to wake up
>Have dinner at the cafeteria right as it opens
>Go to bed around noon

feelsgoodman