/sci/ - Science & Math

>Turn on the History Channel
>Nothing but Ancient Aliens for hours

>PhD. at teaching MATH CLASS
>300K starting
>Everyone thinks my field is a geuss

>PhD. in mathematics
>any cock i want
>6 inches starting

My protractor that has an attachable dragon dildo

>People responding to a troll thread
>mfw

>>2811998

Is it time for the hourly thread on this kid already?

Sup /sci/, I’m pretty much at the end of my rope. I was always a kid who got into a lot of fights. Didn’t really know my parents too well. I read books like a motherfucker, anything that I can read, I can understand. My best friend has been like a brother to me, but he’s no intellectual. I keep my intelligence in check at all times, but I’ll bring it out to impress girls. Just the other night I totally destroyed a history major in an argument about prerevolutionary America. I caught the eye of a beautiful girl and we fuck pretty much every night. I took a job as a janitor at a prestigious technical college, but I can easily do problems the professor himself struggles with. Just last week I solved an equation that he had left on the board, it took him months to do what I did in 10 minutes. I just don’t know what to do, what’s your advice?

From my experience, the smartest ones where the laziest. The pretty smart ones did pretty well. And the average ones either didn't do anything worthwhile, or the worked so hard they performed better than their smarter counterparts. I'm one of those average people. I know kids with high IQ's(real IQ tests, not internet bullshit), but i worked much harder than them. They're working at starbucks and walmart while I'm working on my economics degree. Its a shame.

>PhD in African American studies
>Any inner city neighborhood i want
> 3 buckets of chickens a month

>yfw String Theory turns out to be wrong