>be in community college
>classmates are mostly 18-21 y/o
>make friends with some of them
>pirate textbooks
>offer them to share the epub files via google drive
>half don't even know how to open an epub
>other half get offended for my piracy, accused of cheating and stealing
>"hey professor steinberg, anon is illegally downloading textbooks off the web for free"
>get called for meeting with dean tomorrow
Why is the average college student so insufferable?