/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>15045736
I think you’re right. So why would such a small gravitational change have such a profound effect on such a simple creature, yet we don’t think similar changes in the positions of the planets, moon, and sun would have any effect on complex creatures like human beings?
I am skeptical of astrology but I find this particular issue hard to reconcile.

>>15033472
So you’re telling me that episode of SpongeBob where squidward goes into the future and “everything is chrome in the future” was really a prophetic message about the LGBTQXYZ+++_} agenda destroying our society????

>>14693421
the final stage of evolution is when we acquire dominion over all time and space and exist purely as unbounded immortal energy beings capable of fabricating anything through pure will power.

I have this vague memory of a differential equations teacher showing us how to turn a second order ODE that might be "problematic" into two first order ODEs. Basically for this homework problem I have to do that but in reverse: take two first order ODEs and turn them into a single second order ODE.

Anyone remember what I'm talking about? It's just a dumb trick I can't remember exactly how it goes. Obviously if you know how to do it in reverse, tell me, but I think I might be able to figure out just working the trick backwards

How is this not schizophrenia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIEoO5KdPvg

>>11450059
The particles, matter, protons neutrons and electrons, induce field changes in the background "heat soup" left over from the big bang
It's the static you get on a tv.
They guys that discovered it got a Nobel prize.
60 years after Einstein's theories

He didn't know about the background EMF "aether", and so his equations are incomplete.

That is what is missing from the grand unified theory

But we are not allowed to say "aether", they are saying "quantum fluid" lol

How could Einstein make accurate equations without all the variables?

Quantum mechanics was a way to "build around it"

>>11406016
OK, schizo.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/24226071/#24226097

This thread has it all.
ASMR, MKultra, hay conversion, hypnosis, neuropharmacology.
I'm looking for inconsistencies and flaws in my theory.
Feel free to tear it to shreds.

Pic related.

>>11089964

>That particular nugget was "allegedly" tested at Dugway in 2004, used in an operational capacity in NK and Iraq in 2005, and is rumored to be responsible for the random disappearance of an island off the coast of Australia.

>random disappearance of an island off the coast of Australia.

>random disappearance of an island

Wat.

>>10876674

Gary says he doesn't post that often on 4chan or reddit. Just lots of LARPers and people who he hangs out with and assimilated his ideas and vice versa. Says lifelonglearner18 or something like that was his only reddit account. I duo chatted with him around a week ago. He says stuff about being a poly and homeless girlfriend etc.. are pure jokes / trolls / LARPs... He thinks it's one of his friends just messing with people. Says some of his friends get a little too obsessed with his projects, ideas and he has had LARPers for years and he knows it sme of them have to be his FB friends or guys from his sports team... I mean we seem to have a small army of Gary conspiracy theorists here ourselves so not too hard to imagine.

>>10815496

AUTISM INTENSIFIES!

Question for all the other Christian /sci/entists out there, the more I think about this the more it drives me mad. Before the mods get their panties in a twist, this isn’t a “religion vs science” thread, this is a religion + science thread, but anyone with an understanding of Abrahamism and/or quantum mechanics is welcome to contribute regardless of piety. Let’s assume God is real and the Bible is accurate, and let’s also assume that the many-worlds interpretation is real and we have parallel timelines/universes. If so;
>if all universes are governed by one God, is there one Heaven as well shared by all realities
>if so, would it be possible to encounter alternate versions of yourself
>or are there infinite Heavens separated like the universes with one God presiding over all of them
>if there are infinite Heavens, are there infinite Lucifers that fell from them as well
>Emanuel Swedenborg theorized that there is one Heaven but split into thirds
And if we stick to the Christian point of view, how would Jesus factor into all of this? Basically the entire historical community agrees that Jesus of Nazareth is a real person and is documented to have existed, and if He is the son of a loving God it stands to reason that He wouldn’t just save some realities and not others, making Him a multiversal constant. Therefore,
>do the timelines diverge after the death of Jesus Christ, or are the events leading up to His crucifixion different in some realities
>do other universes have entirely different Bibles
400 years ago we’d get backhanded by the Pope for saying the Earth revolves around the sun, imagine being a theologian then and trying to explain to the clergy you think there’s a chance there’s infinite Devils.

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>>10305870
>He was making a sarcastic remark
Everything he said was just as dumb, so I guess we can just assume that all of it is sarcastic.

> the mainstream media which is owned by five corporations always simultaneously dismisses normal temperatures all over the world, but makes a huge effort to point out every place on earth that's having an anomalous season and imply that it's because of carbon emissions.
If the global temperature is rapidly warming then there will be more anomalously warm temperatures than cold temperatures. Why is reporting on a trend, proven to be caused by carbon emissions, bad?

>conspiracy theory therefore I can just ignore the science
>>>/x/

>>10282770
>John Hennesy was CEO of Google at this time. Exxon Mobile was the LAST major oil company to jump on the climate change bandwagon.
So what?

>Pic related shows how General Electric, literally the largest oil company in the world, joined in as fast as it could to start making these profits.
This is a blatant lie. GE's revenue doesn't even crack the top 10 oil companies:

List_of_largest_oil_and_gas_companies_by_revenue

And that's all of GE's revenue, most of which is not from oil and gas. You're a pathetic conspiracy-addled moron.

>>GE invested about $1.8 billion in 2010 on research and development of clean technologies.
Wow, an electric technology/infrastructure company developed electric technology/infrastructure. You really cracked the case on that one.

Your argument is typical paranoid schizo connect the dots lunacy. GE is not an oil company. Investing in green technology does not mean you are influencing science. Funding climate research as a PR stunt does not mean you are influencing science. You haven't pointed out a single flaw in the science. Fuck off.

im tripping balls right now but /pol/ack here. i have a few questions for you witchdoctors. so i close my eyes i see billions of planets and there is this voice repeating that i am in a simulation. can we even tell im living in a simulator. can a skyrim npc character even know its an npc. they are all just supporting dragonborn. is reality even real. are we just hallucinating consciousness. because now on pyschdilcs i am increased consciousness. does that mean we are just hallucinating together und therefore because we all hallucinate the same thing this js reality. wtf i feel like a globalist now. is there a way to test for things that don't exist like extra dimensions etwa more than time. so concluding does this mean if i go to the 5.dimension i can see time, and if . im awe of myself fir even typing sucj long text on mushrooms. can your jew magic explain this. i forgot to pay into this imageboards server bill pool and i habe to fine tune Google's backward propagation algorithm to ask this question. hope it helps

>>10240836
>all this denial and projection

>>10187834
>IIRC claim is we have 40% more CO2 than before industrial era.
>That means all new man bred plants have luxury of needing 40% less water.
So you're telling me once we double the CO2, plants won't need any water? Wow, so all we need to do is pump our greenhouses with some CO2 and we'll never need to water again. The desert will bloom.

Thank you brave anon, you're Nobel is in the mail.

>>10133784
Don't forget about Pepe Silvia, he's the key to all this.

Can’t afford uni anymore. I have general chemistry experience. How do get a job working in a lab?