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>I'm hanging out with some of my buddies and having a good time at the ball game.
>It was the first time I left my house in two months
>I try to be the funny guy and throw popcorn at my friends because I saw them do it on a movie once
>Popcorn goes in my friend Charlie's eye
>Start freaking out, the popcorn wont come out.
>Charlie is in a lot of pain and I can hear him start to cry.
>He pours his 7-up into his eye to try to wash the popcorn out.
>It wont wash out.
>Friends get angry and start to blame me, I panic and try to flick it out.
>The popcorn goes farther into his eye.
>Run out of the ball park in tears
>Have to walk all the way back home and people on the streets see me crying
>Haven't talked to my friends since

Why was I born this way?