/sci/ - Science & Math

>legalize women!
>legalize black people!
>legalize alcohol!
>legalize gay marriage!
>legalize weed!
>legalize illegal voters!
>legalize DMT!

>>14847680
they overlap because archimedes' formula was wrong

>first day of class
>Professor makes joke about Trump

>>11598866
>she wasn't, sensitive little pussies from /r9pol/ are just incapable of reading past where she was credited for everything

>>11570285
>greatest philosopher (Spinoza), physicist (Einstein)

>>11517547
how do you cut something in half that has no beginning or end.

>>11494663
>0.9 ⩽ 0.999...
it's fairly unambiguous my dude. there is no allowance for the statement "0.9 is less than or equal to 0.999..."

it simply isn't equal at all.

>>11482537
>schizomath without any realworld value

>>11265491
>In going against the official report, they needed to at least match the detail of NIST's graphics. Instead their presentation looks super cheap and wonky. They needed to blow people away on first sight, instead it looks embarrassingly low budget. Considering how rapidly software advances, how old the NIST report is and how long the Fairbanks project took, they should have exceeded the graphical presentation of NIST. Instead, their graphics look like they're from software 10 years older than NIST used.

>>11249608
>you mention fracking --- I have to point out that that is actually extracting liquefied natural gas and its combustion byproduct is methane, which is a worse greenhouse gas than oil, but from what I understand emits less harmful toxins like NOx, SOx, etc.
Opinion discarded.

>female introduction to math proofs professor
>I write proofs correctly on homework assignments and exams, but she doesn't understand them because they're "too different from what she taught"
>Gets F in class

>>11070882
wow the earth has gotten warmer by 1° in the past 140 years.

that's so insignificant that it can't be anything but within the bounds of margin of error.

[eqn]\frac{1}{3} > \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \frac{1}{3^n}[/eqn]

>lecture starts
>Professor spends the first 15 minutes complaining about Trump
>Some students applaud

>haha DUDE Chernobyl memes!
>who here from Chernobyl series!
>take him to infirmary at once comrade delusional XDD
>RBMK don't explode bro!
>it's not 3 its 15 gorillion roentgens XDD
>WAAAAAAAAA WAAAAA MUH TYRNOVO MUH FOCUS INTERACTIVE

>tfw had to teach a premed student how to use a micropipette
>tfw had them practice with transferring water to get a feel for it and coach them through it
>tfw they only managed to transfer the master mix into one single PCR tube (out of 8) before they called it quits and left to a premed meeting

>be me
>molbio/biochem student
>in independent research lab for us undergrads
>total of 4 of us who are actually doing research/lab shit
>5 premeds (total 9 students)
>I am leading my own project, suckered 1 premed into being my bitch to do all my bench work by telling them I'll teach them how to do stuff.
>Just chilling/reading/researching/socializing while my lab bitch does work
>Look over at the other research project going on
>It's 1 girl (being following around by 4 premeds)
>She is preparing an agarose gel
>the 4 premeds follow her around the lab watching her filling up graduated cylinders with DI water
>I laugh to myself at how bizarre it is

So, is this what all labs are like with premeds in it? These premeds are wasting their time and not learning anything/even trying to learn/do stuff...why are they even there?

I have a small penis.

>>10355410
Based and redpilled.

Looking at tiddies.

>five different lectures available for ochem 1
>only two lectures offered for ochem 2

Is the weed out really that bad? I found the material in ochem 1 to be pretty easy...easier than gen chem at least.

>tfw looking for undergraduate research in molecular biology/genetics/virology/immunology
>please submit a personal statement

What do people normally write in their personal statement? I've got nothing special about me other than I've gone to school for 2 years, learned some molecular techniques and basic bioinformatics, and some general knowledge. I've got no publications or research experience and there are no research opportunities at my community college. (I transfer to uni this Fall at least)
>I'm not even smart, I'd honestly just be dead weight anyway since I wouldn't even know where to start/know much about their research

>that professor in the brainlet GE class who insists you can't just memorize the material, you have to "understand it"

>>9759384
>It's a "European butts into an online conversation to make a totally irrelevant post about how American university classes are a fraction as involved as their country's 'totally rigorous and intense' classes, even though degrees from American universities are the most sought after degrees in the world" episode

Epic