/sci/ - Science & Math

/Caricatured leftists as edgy teenagers
/Oblivious to own hypocrisy
/Doing to leftists exactly what he rages about other people doing to America in his own thread

>>3270248

>>mfw that one femanon has to suck every neckbeard's dick once a week

Truly a fate worse than death.

"Diver D4 was shot out through the small jammed hatch door opening, being ripped apart. Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined that diver D4, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient, exploded with violence due to the rapid and massive expansion of internal gases. All of his thoracic and abdominal organs, and even his thoracic spine, were ejected, as were all his limbs. Simultaneously his remains were expelled with force through the narrow trunk opening left by the jammed chamber door, less than 60 centimetres (24 inches) in Diameter. Chunks of his body were found scattered about the rig. One part was even found lying on the rig's derrick, 10 metres directly above the chambers. His death would almost certainly have been painless and instantaneous."

HOLY FUCK

>>1935929

>>mfw this isn't some elaborate joke and OP actually fuckin' did it

You're demented