/sci/ - Science & Math

>>10514759
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>>9802680
go to /pol/.

>>8573704
>kid gets interested in math, what do?
>just throw some books at him, he can read, right? What else would he need to learn math?
>Nothing else, obviously, and we know that because we're math teachers

So, your parents are terrible math teachers and terrible parents, huh? Guess what you're gonna be, anon?

Hint: Not a fucking genius

>>7620736
So basically you're a faggot and you haven't really constructed anything? Got it, thanks ausberger.

>>7613339
>the realization that in some parallel universe, there is a timeline where 4chan was accessible to newton and his peers

Studying with girl in my graduate program
AND SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO ASK
"What is an Ion?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My fucking god, how they they get accepted? Wtf?

I tried my hardest not to snicker in her face. I had to find another reason to let out my laughter, so I made a stupid joke really quick and laughed so hard.

>>6543234

>trying to stop a natural process that has shaped Terra into what it was, is and will be
mfw