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>>11994869
>Tiddies
NOT ON MY BLUEBOARD

Can anyone explain to me what in the ever living hell just happened to me?
So I got in a hot shower and decided to stimulate my prostate when half way through I thought to myself. Wow this is degenerate I should stop masturbating in the most faggot way possible. So I stopped and when I pulled out my fingers they were lightly bloody (my ass is no longer bleeding). And than I stood up, when I did my vision started to go in and out and I almost threw up, than my vision got blurry too so I decided to sit on the toilet and nothing got better, than I stumbled back into the shower where My heart drastically slowed down and then sped back up to incredible speeds. So I stumbled my way out of the shower and stared into the mirror barely Being able to see with my narrowed almost blacking out blurry vision like I was pulling 9 G's. I smiled to make sure I wasn't having a stroke and both sides of my face were fine and fully functional. After that I made my way to bed almost falling over. I laid there for a second until my vision recovered. Its been 2 hours later and I have not yet died also my heart beat is back to normal.
Did God spare me from a heart attack and used this as a warning?