/sci/ - Science & Math

why doesn't a startup pursue lab grown penises

grow a penis from your own reprogrammed cells with a custom hormone blend and incubation time so as to meet exact specifications

penis transplants have been performed with great success to the point where the nerves are reconnected and the organ is fully functioning to the point of orgasm

so many billions would be poured into this

idg why there hasn't been an ipo already

then when all the rich dudes get their designer penises maybe the science will be at the point where we can get functioning vital organs on a mass scale