/sci/ - Science & Math

>>8838416
tell me when it finally equals 1
0.9
0.99
0.999
0.9999
0.99999
0.999999
has it become 1 yet?
0.9999999
0.99999999
0.99999999999
when does it become 1?

>bring me a block of ice or i will kill u
HERE IS A BOWL OF REALLY COLD WATER IT'S 99.9999999999999999999...% COMPLETE TO BEING ICE BUT IT'S NOT QUITE ICE Y-
>*boom*

>>8810028
>trusting chinese science
>learning chinese
chinese is literal fucking dog language
english:
"I quickly ran back to my mansion, then ate a sandwich"
chinese:
ME FAST MOVE RETURN BIG HOUSE AFTER EAT [sandwich]. translators note: sandwich literally translates as "three bright rules" anything in english doesn't have a direct translation after a certain point. computer literally translates as "electricity brain"

listening to them speak out loud is like getting sexually assaulted. because their language is tonal, any emotional flexion is obliterated lest what you say be completely garbled. absolutely FUCKING disgusting, remove china REMOVE CHINA

>undergrad
>professor presents intentionally obtuse problem
>class is unable to solve
>professor shows solution in two easy steps
>"I guess you could say, I'm a MASTER at this?"
>professor smiles smugly, proud of themselves for besting undergrads taking introductory chemisty/physics/bio as a science G.E.

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