/sci/ - Science & Math

Given how mind-numbingly big the cosmos is, what are your favorite facts or theories regarding its size?

>ah... Ether... now that was a diss track

>>9947436
>"Don't sweat it, son. Just walk into the classroom with your head held up high and give your professor a firm handshake."

>>9923048
>.swf
*pshht* *crack*
*sip*
Man, THAT was the shit!

You know what they called "depression" before pharmaceutical companies owned everything? They called it "being a pussy" and said, go get a job, get a productive hobby, work out, or go for a walk.

>>9866715
>>9866854
>>9867044
>>9867062
>Back in my day, when we felt sad we snapped out of it! If you're depressed that's because there's something wrong with YOU and YOU have to fix it. No, don't take pills, kid, it's only a scam used by (((them))) to fuck you over. You deserve this because you're a brainlet!

>>9863331

epigenetics
AI

cant you just patch up everything with discrete delta dirac functions?

>>9840698
*sip*
Yup, just gonna listen to my teacher without looking for peer-reviewed studies. Why the heck would my teachers be wrong, after all? I mean, what the.

Can someone explain relativity to me in the simplest possible terms?

>that 30 year old boomer professor who spends the whole lecture fellating Gauss, Euler, and Newton and talking about the history of science

>that 100 iq boomer that makes threads on /sci/