/sci/ - Science & Math

I've figured out how to increase the size of my penis and now I can't stop despite several peripheral negative side effects. The method is using a penis pump. Initially after pumping for 30 minutes I would have substantial edema but over the course of 2 years the edema has almost completely subsided and im able to achieve an increase of 1.5 inches of girth that lasts multiple hours and is fully functional for having sex etc. This girth increase has completely changed my life and the nature of my relationships with women. Sex is 10x more satisfying and women treat me completely differently. They're more accepting of my laziness/ negative personality traits, more submissive etc. Negative side effects have been discoloration, pain, dry skin and some loss of sensitivity but the positive results of pumping so greatly outweigh the negatives for me that I can't stop.