/sci/ - Science & Math

Why are scientists all alcoholics?

>>12252574
So was Ramanujan just a smart pajeet trolling anglo mathematicians all along?

>jannies deleted the board roll call
I'm gonna say the fucking word lads

>>11867438
i just want to know how the hell hispanics with a 4 year degree score WORSE than hispanics with a 2 year degree

>>11821032
Suddenly I care about quantum computing.

>>11252647
>but Roosevelt himself was a consumer of saccharin

I have discovered a new mathematical constant

who do i call to have it added to the list of mathematical constants so i can achieve global recognition

>>10778024
Could you setup a system that cycles your blood out of your system to re oxygenate them? Although I guess at that point it would be fucking pointless.

>>10742395
>mfw Australian internet is too shit for a robot takeover

t-thanks Malcolm

My great grandfather ate 1200 chickens in his lifetime, plopped dead before he could finish his 1201st. I'm a big fan of chicken and if my calculations are correct tonight I will be eating my 1200's chicken. Am I going to die soon? Unfortunately I don't know how many chickens my father ate.

> he writes that membrane capacitance decreases with axon diameter
> he writes back "thanks for the hint anon"
> doesn't change the content of the lecture slide

why are profs so delusional and can't admit a mistake?

>>10648720

M-MODS

UNDERAGE

> Weekly 2 hour quizzes each worth 1.5% of my grade

>>10637183
>>10637156
> be too lazy from 2000-2019 to make flashcards
> 2019 starts using anki
> waoowww electronic flashcards!!!
> haha keep it secret we ca nuse it to beat the autists!!!

same kind of people that think cleaning their rooms is a huge milestone in their lives

one word full stop period no rewind: pathetic

>>10624941

> use correct gender pronouns
> still get called an incel

asdsafasfa

>>10611418

> im going to diddle kids under the pretense of teaching them math


ok buddy

>>10598362

I was studying a rare breed of specimens, when I noticed some extraordinary genes they carry to connect with other species and found an animal that mimics being a faggot. Can you guess where?

>>10595580
>good at making software engineers

/sci/ is on PRIORITY, HIGH RISK suicide watch RIGHT NOW

>>10571897

M-MODS

Friends, I'm going to end myself by studying non stop for the next 4 weeks. I'm doing this out of pure defiance and faggotry.

Was a pleasure meeting you guys.

>>10485547

> crying publicly

>>10461629

M-make it stop senpais. I'm known for the prowess of my satellite cells regenerating my skeletal muscle fibers quickly.

>>10456393


> not sending a bouquet of the finest flowers to the direct descendants of Ebbinghaus