/sci/ - Science & Math

OP again:
tl;dr version:
It seems that if you put 9v battery with electrodes to your head you get smarter.
Help me design an experiment to test it on myself.
>mfw i become the singularity

>>3229318
>he thinks humans could sterile the earth even if we tried

>>2649037

guys, I used to hate tripfags as much as any one of you...

but one day, I discovered that all tripfags are forever alone losers who are probably terminally ill and only come here because they have no friends and are sick all the time.

I stopped attacking tripfags because they have an even more pathetic life than I have and I realized that they aren't going to go away if you insult them, so you might as well learn to live with them.

/sci/entists

If I win the lottery tonight, I will drop my Business administration degree and go pure math. Wish me luck and give me suggestions on which specific math to major in (complete noob at math here)

>>2596022

>researchers now believe homosexuality to be genetic.

There's this thing called the placebo effect. It makes things happen that wouldn't happen otherwise.

By spreading misinformation that homosexuality is hardwired into brains, the government seeks to increase the number of gay people.

Why would they do such a thing? Overpopulation. Instead of being gay like china and telling the people they can only have 1 kid, the government makes its people think its ok to not have kids and in doing so also increases the happiness of its population.

Clever trolls are clever.

so what is all this talk about Betelgeuse going supernova some time soon?

http://www.space.com/10662-betelgeuse-sun.html

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/06/01/is-betelgeuse-about-to-blow/

http://www.doomers.us/forum2/index.php/topic,68213.0.html

what do you say guise?
let me see >yfw beetlejuice supernovas in 2012
>mfw

This is awesome.

What other applications could this method be used for?

Also, how many people need to run the program to equal a contemporary supercomputer?

I crave infinite absinthe.
The character map helps.
This still beats Kimmo's retarded spam anyday

positrons, how the fuck do they work?