/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12387047
>Clamptards vs unclamptards
>Tfw chad avulsion

>be me
>med student, under lots of stress
>have to present a patient to a whole class as part of a group presentation
>group can't agree on a time to meet
>we all just do our parts at home and assemble them later
>Presentation goes like shit, none of us have rehearsed
>At one point say "the patient goes to prostitutes regularly", directly quoting from medical record
>At the end of the presenation, some faggot in the front row raises his hand
>Uhh did you ever think about changing that problematic language? They prefer to be called Sex Workers now
>sweatywojak.png
>professor agrees, goes on a huge rant about how we need to use PC language now
>entire Q&A comment time is taken up by lecturing everyone about how hookers are sex workers now
>doesn't even mention anything about how our presentation sucked
>get back grade later, we passed

>mfw

>mfw pro-axiom of infinity and anti-axiom of choice

>tfw too smart to drink alcohol

>>8824793
TIL: I'm highly intelligent

Things brainless do: grad school edition
I'll start:
>wear glasses during presentations to seem smart

Why can't you dumb faggots reconcile that doctors will make money than you, be more respected than you, and slay more pussy than you, while you are slaving for 30k at some postdoc being a bitch to some fag professor, then making no significant contributions to your field?

>DOCTORS AREN'T SMARTTTTT MEDICINE IS EASY

Then why didn't you do it and make 300-400k a year as a surgeon? Did you really think fiddling with autistic numbers and symbols would give you anything