/sci/ - Science & Math

>September 16, 2050
>The first intersteller rocket will launch this month, with a crew of 30 men and women on board for the 5 year mission. The Jobs iRocket, named after the late Steve Jobs, founder of the technology conglomerate Apple and the lead donor to the mission, will contain enough supplies for each crew member to survive on for years, including food, drinks, personal belonging, and Apple products for entertainment. The shuttle will launch from the Ford F150 Space station in Texas, and will serve as the first major step humankind will take into the stars. Also, a Catholic Priest will be joining the astronauts on their mission in the chance that they make contact with alien life, a controversial decision forced onto NASA by the republican controlled Senate that approved the budget for the project.

>Teacher explains concept
>Ass-kisser wants to lick her clit
>"EXCUSE ME I HAVE A QUESTION!"
>"Go ahead bitchface"
>"OK SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, [Insert the exact thing the teacher just fucking said with a different word choice]"
>"Yes bitchface, thats correct
>Asskisser looks smug as fuck
>mfw

JESUS THIS THREAD IS FULL OF TROLLS.

This video pretty much answers your dumbass question OP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o

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>turn on discovery
>bunch of guys trying to hunt down ghosts in various "haunted" locations
>mfw