/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15076731
Goal of a project is two-fold. First, to get a paper published in a reputable journal. Second, to build a Computer Experiment which demonstrates your project. The papers and projects will be made available at CC0 to anyone who wants them so I can tell people my Science Foundation does advanced R&D and gives it away for free. Every time these two criteria of published a paper and made a working demo are met, the professor involved should get a bonus of a week's pay to incentivise more of this behavior.

If a student or professor wins a prestigious award of some kind the professor should get a substantial bonus. Everyone capable of winning a Field's Medal or a Turing Award should want to do it while working for my foundation because they know I will cut them a bonus check for a million dollars for pulling it off under the conditions of building a demo and releasing to CC0.

I will use these wins and papers to advertise the service to more subscribers and scale it more.

If I am director of the foundation, my job is figure out processes to make scientists comfortable and get them to publish the most stuff possible. I should know the math professor in room 316 likes a specific brand of cookie and make sure the vending machine by his office has it stocked. I should make sure the toilet paper is not low-quality 1-ply. I should make sure on his birthday, faculty lounge has his favorite cake in there. Make the place internally nice and externally attractive.

>elevator pitch
Bummed you didn't get into MIT? My foundation used tricks called headhunting and merit pay to steal all their best scientists anyways. Come see lectures about the most advanced Computer Science anyone knows how to do, written by your favorite MIT professor and served up to you by a goudere maid with F cup boobs for $20/month.

I ended up making a thread on the dra/g/on maid board.

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>>14946846
I tried /sdg/ but it was full of people generating things I didn't want to look at. Discussions were about prompts and not how to use the tech and the install directions are gated in someone's Google drive and I don't really want to use Google if I can avoid it, because they are evil and non-privacy respecting.

>>14946851
Thank you maids from touhou. I will try to figure out what GPU the science computer has. This is the first time in ny life that GPUs have done anything interesting so I am playing catch-up.