/sci/ - Science & Math

> Walkin onto Mars like "What up, I gotta big cock."
> Nah, I'm just pumped, I'll bring y'all some Mars rocks
> Everything's red
> It's so damn dusty
> An astronaut so all the girls get lusty
> Lowerin' altitude, "Eagle landed" mission dudes
> Wear a spacesuit, if I don't the pressure's got me screwed
> Scraped up some sample earth, doc's will test this shit for me
> Couldn't tell the difference, it's all red shit to me
> Russsssssssssst But shit, it's been oxidized since!