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>>2051759
Um... people of Earth. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you are no doubt be aware, plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition.

There’s no point in acting surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years. If you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own problem.

Apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.