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>you must have sth to manipulate objects and it must be exactly two hands with opposing fingers
>you must have extra limbs to walk on - exactly two
>you must sensory organs near the brain like ears, noses and eyes - exactly two of them - except for the nose
>the brain must be in a separate limb that is very exposed and far away from the heart
>you must walk on land - fire is necessary - fuck animals that have natural electricity
>any kind of flying is a waste of energy
>cooking is absolutely necessary - there is absolutely no other way to get enough energy for a brain otherwise
>of course mouth, heart and brain have to be far apart, silly
>finger nails are necessary for scratching - just fingers is not enough manipulation
>of course the butthole needs to be hairy
>no a tail is a waste of energy, evolutionary illiterate

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