/sci/ - Science & Math

Most science teachers want to teach Johnny how to name the parts of a cell or define ‘atom’. I want to walk straight up to Johnny, stare in his face with the intensity of over 9000 Teslas and say, “you are a hive of 37,000,000,000,000 microscopic creatures which have learned over the course of billions of years of evolution how to function as a single massive superorganism, the organizing software of which is so complex and convoluted that the science of epigenetics has barely begun to scratch its surface and modern supercomputers groan at its mere tabulation. Over millions of years of evolution that highly organized superorganism gave rise to your own consciousness, a subjective mind that arises like mist from dead matter, and maintains it through the ever changing cellular architecture of the most complex object so far observed in our universe, the human brain. And what maintains this fabulous order? Uncountable hordes of chemical nanomachines mass produced on an atomic scale assembly line at speeds which defy conception and with more efficiency and accuracy than the wildest dreams of Toyota, machines that work endlessly against entropy to sustain your body’s abundant order.”

“Johnny, you are a selforganizing self replicating product of 4 billion years of selective pressure and YOU BEST BE READY TO LEARN SOME MOTHERFUCKING BIOLOGY!!

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