/sci/ - Science & Math

>be me
>be academic scientist
>spend 6 months collecting data for a correlation between two variables
>analyze relationship and see a p value of .04
>remove a few observations
>redefine some categories
>do a few more observation under different conditions
>p value is now .05
>can now publish in a journal
>do this twice a year and make 150,000 dollars

show me one, literally one, meaningful mathematical paper that doesn't need to use real numbers to save 20 pages of redundant and obviously intuitive information.

If you cant do this, your entire identity and personality is based on a non-issue that no one really cares about and you should go back to your meaningless crackpot blog.

>>15343795
>literally get a pdh in comp sci
>literally get a job starting at 220k

im genuinely starting to think the meme is real