/sci/ - Science & Math

>mfw I'm a theological noncognotivist and I just let atheists and agnostics squabble at each other

>mfw 3 teachers offered to write me one without even asking

>>4478802
>>4478803
>that feel when you uncutfags are so mad with your ugly eurodicks

> The day you realised you were superior and more worthy of life than the average humans.


> Be 8 months old
> Inventing and calculating abstract mathematical formula for giant search engine trying to decipher human behavior
> Gain self-awareness
> Instantly realize I'm eternal and ever growing and that humans are just decaying blobs of flesh
> mfw plotting global annihilation as we speak

>>4324392
>my actual face

I get the strong impression you're a stoner.

I've got bad news for you. That terrible memory, yup.

Weed motherfucker, not even once.

You've thoroughly fucked yourself from ever accomplishing anything even slightly noteworthy. Congratulations, I hope it was worth it.
>mfw tokers and their "ITZ NACHRULL!"

>>3765527

>mfw my shitty state school can still stand toe-to-toe with your centuries old haughty uni

>>3450096

>mfw your sorry ass wouldn't exist without the co-existance of women

I never said otherwise. And even more to the point, we wouldn't have existed without bacteria, doesn't mean I have to like bacteria.

>mfw you believe all women are attracted to wealth

For the most part. Exceptions don't disprove the rule.

>mfw you believe female attention is the sole reason for the existance of greed

A large factor. Perhaps avarice would be more apt.

There are you happy you dumb cunt? Now go write furiously in your livejournal about how men suck.

>>3152270

>mfw you reveal your true luddite face and are not ready for the inevitable predominance of designer babbies