/sci/ - Science & Math

Hey /sci/, do you know what this is? It's fucking Gliese 581. Do you know what that is? Of course not, because you're a dumbfuck.

It's a star with a couple planets around it that might have some life. Life? Yeah, fucking living things and shit.

But, you say, it's probably on the other side of the galaxy or some shit.No fucking way, you shithead. It's around 20 light years from Earth. What the fuck does that mean? It means it takes light 20 years to reach from Gliese to Earth, or vise-versa.

So, you ask, why the fuck am I on here talking about this bullshit? Well, shut the fuck up and I'll explain you goddamn candy-ass.

/sci/'s a real shithole. Don't fucking deny it, motherfuckers, you know it's true. So I say we pool our motherfucking resources and create a goddamn miracle rocket that can send a space probe or some shit to this planet.

Yeah, I know you want to quit already you fag, but stick with it. You can make up all the shit you want, some motherfucking ions or some antimatter or some shit. But don't fuck around with that solid fuel bullshit you buttfucking fags.

Sincerely,
motherfucking scientists