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How do i cope with the fact that i will never be one of those top of the class medical students?

>tfw be me in the or
>notice something in the corner
>the figure stands expressionless; impassive and alone
>i ask the nurse about it
>she doesn't answer and looks scared
>ask the anestesiologist
>he motions me to shut up and whispers 'tempt not the blade'
>finish operation and slip out of the or
>go talk to the chief
>ask about what happened
>he just gives me a blank stare and says 'all fear the sentinel'

>tfw all the med students are placed under quarantine
>i have no slave labor to do my paperwork for me

> tfw be me in the or
>notice something in the corner
>the figure stands expressionless; impassive and alone
>i ask the nurse about it
>she doesn't answer and looks scared
>ask the anestesiologist
>he motions me to shut up and whispers 'tempt not the blade'
>finish operation and slip out of the or
>go talk to chief
>ask about what happened
>he just gives me a blank stare and says 'all fear the sentinel'

What's academic inpatient medicine like bros? Is it as busy as community inpatient? Will I take a pay cut?

>>11912836
>I wanna be an attending with 0 call hours and residents doing my bidding

Isn't that most attendings in the civilized world?
>tfw all the radiologists left work after lunch and you can't get a consultation

I'm at first days of work alone and last time i sent a patient with nothing to the er simply because i kind of panic'd and wanted someone with clearer mind to look it up. After 10 mins i realized it was absolutely fucking stupid and i should have dealt with it myself, and i knew diagnosis and therapy. Now i learned, but i feel like an idiot anyway.

>resident tells me to manually check pt's CVP q2h
>nurses smirk because I wasn't trained to do nursing stuff and can't do some things
>in-charge nurse bosses me around
>supervisor won't give me a face shield because on not in ER or on a Coronachan ward
>have a massive exam in two weeks
>ten 24h shifts this month
a-at least no grand rounds until Coronachan is here, h-haha.

>everyone keeps telling me pharma pays docs to prescribe medicine
>nobody pays me
>tfw your not in the cool secret pharma doctor club

how can I get an internship with a sum of stipent, anons?

>abilitation exam slipped because of fucking coronavirus, might be weeks or months
fuck you stupid coofers, couldnt you wait an extra week to spread your stupid disease

Any advice for MGH vs UCSF radonc residency? I literally don't know which one to put over the other.

>>10903603
>not posting the med apu version of your image

shame on you

>mfw summer is over and I have to quit research and go back to school

>>10865356
Still doesn't stop me from drawing frogs from time to time.