/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9534597
>Mech E
gear heads and assorted bro-dudes. always that one guy who thinks he's going to be Tony fuckin' Stark.

>Civil E
lesbians, athletes (because Civ and Env are the easiest eng discipline and allow for muh foobal), and kids who already have parents in the construction industry

>Environmental E
hippies, stacy's, and the really dumb athletes

>Electrical
legit nerds and autists

>Materials
nerds and autists, but the quirky affable kind who still know how to do things like shower and eat correctly.

>Nuclear/Aerospace
pretentious fags who just want to look pedigreed in their education.

>Petroleum/Mining
usually older "non-traditional" students who tried wage slaving and now just want to get paid. shit loads of arabs too. surprisingly large concentration of homosexuals.

>Biomedical
people who want to be doctors but don't actually want to interact with other human beings. Chinks.

>Industrial
guys that were/are going to get an MBA anyways and needed something for undergrad

>Chemical
disgruntled normies and not-quite-chads.

>be handsome
>flirt with the fat female TA for my heat transfer class
>never get anything less than an 80 on half assed exams.

>>8950472
the difference is you get paid to work.

i get paid to think.

>>8860572
most legit scientists and engineers realized shortly into their career that people being scientifically illiterate makes it supremely easy to shit on plebs in both academia and industry.

when i see this stuff it just represents job security

>>8845705
>academics
top kek.

women attrition out of industry even harder than they do academia. they make it a year tops before crashing and burning.

>tfw you see the new girl crying after working at an excel spreadsheet for 2 weeks straight

>>8832131
i said it because i'm in industry. at least where i'm at its mostly straight family men with a few skirts doing HR/clerical shit. if there was a whiskey cart and cigarettes you'd swear you were in an episode of Mad Men.

what >>8832155 said is true. the "diversity" and other SJW buzzwords are all lip service to deflect further scrutiny.

>>8830405
>tfw you took the convection heat transfer graduate class instead of the radiation one

>>8705277
>your degree
mechanical engineering

>your job
i come into work at around 8:30. i drink my coffee and read the news till around 10. then i make some phone calls and answer emails for about an hour and then i go to lunch for a minimum of 90 minutes. i live close to work, so i often go home to fuck my wife and take a nap during this time. i do all my actual work in a few hours in the late afternoon, which mostly consists of spreadsheets and paperwork. i will always spend the last 45 minutes of the day working on personal projects and will walk out the door no later than 4:50 in the afternoon.

for this i get paid 80k$ a year with great benefits.