/sci/ - Science & Math

Honest question here for any neurofags or actually anyone who wants to give me an explanation: This morning I experienced a lucid dream, which is very rare for me. Sometimes I have very stressful dreams and when I awake I am overwhelmed with relief that it wasn't real, so this morning when I realized I was indeed dreaming I sort of just waited around for a while to wake up. However, between the dream and me waking there was no "transition" that I was aware of. Everything went black from my dream to just my eyes being closed and i could hear my daughter crying downstairs, this change was accompanied by a very strong pain throbbing all over my head, like a migraine. Is there an explanation for why that happened, (the severe pain?) honestly just seeking to understand why it hurt so fucking bad.

Ok, I figured it out. The human body has the ability to time travel. We have been so close to the concept over the years in comic mediums such as Futurama episode, 'Three Hundred Big Boys'.
There is an error in the coffee method; the bio-viability of the oral consumption of caffeine, and coffee as the liquid career of the caffeine to the human nervous system.
To increase the time slow effect to the point of a temporal fracture we must choose a suitable liquid career system for our caffeine booster. The obvious choice is Dew, but, what flavor? Secondly, we must abandon oral consumption and move to intravenous consumption to increase the bio-viability of the caffeine. Another problem we face is the math. How many liters o' Dew must we use to get the human blood ratio of Dew/Blood to roughly 81% Dew. It is at this point that Temporal Fracture will occur and time travel may be initiated.

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Please for the love of god don't be afraid to show your authority if needs must. Nothing is worse than a lecturer who won't tell cunts to shut the fuck up when they're talking in a lecture.

Admittedly I've only just finished first year undergrad so I don't know whether the people who don't respect the lecturers get weeded out through the years or not. But seriously it's a pain when you're trying to listen and some group of loud, ill-mannered Russians or Spaniards won't shut the fuck up. It is not the responsibility of the quiet students in the lecture to discipline loud people; it is the lecturer's task.

No one will think less of you for putting people in their place.

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>>They don't use DC high voltage because all of the electrons end up on one side and weigh down the wires too much