/sci/ - Science & Math

My dad just told me he has made over over a mil in crypto from like a 10k initial investment that I'm set to inherit, conniving bastard never said a word about crypto until now. Holy shit that's my my mars ticket bros.

>hello astronaut anon, I know we had you scheduled on the SpaceX HLS for Artemis one
>However we have had to change some things around and you will instead be on the inaugural flight of both SLS and Orion, congratulations!

Imagine being one of the dudes who worked on some space related shit, you see it catastrophically malfunction and all you can think about is that one bolt that you couldn't quite get to fit right or the grease your post lunch fingers left on a wiring terminal.

>Fuckfuckfuckfuck