/sci/ - Science & Math

>in uni
>physics class professor raging about the vast majority of students not following directions.
>berating class about their ineptitude steming from an inability to follow directions
>Ilikewherethisisgoing.jpeg
>gives us a sudden pop quiz the next day
>read the directions, in big font it says "READ EVERY QUESTION CAREFULLY BEFORE ANSWERING"
>Ilikewherethisisgoing.bmp
>read first question. not physics related all.
>skip a few read some middle question, something about an instruction to stand up and rub your tummy.
>lol.gif
>skip to last question. reads: If you did any of the previous questions before reading all the directions you just failed this quiz.
>turn in blank sheet, walk out like a boss.
>next day he berates the 98% of class that failed the quiz, who performed all the stoopid instructions and problems then tried to hide it by erasing.
>commends me and my broseph friend.
>ourfaceswhen