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Marco (the waiter) Cameriere meets Pigritio (Piggy) Risorgiamento in the automat.
>“Say, Marco. You know that guy Watermaker?”
>“Watermaker the differential geometer?”
>“Yeah. Know something? He uses infinitesimals. Infinitesimals aren't rigorous.”
>“Aw, c'mon, Piggy. Everybody uses infinitesimals these days. They can be made rigorous. They are rigorous.”
>“They're not rigorous, Marco. Watermaker needs a lesson in rigour.”
>Idly chopping his cigar in bits with poultry shears, Pigritio emphasises the point. “What he needs is rigour.”
The following day, a shocking announcement is made at the conference on singularities at New Rochelle.
>“Dr Watermaker is in hospital, apparently with a shoulder wound caused by a sawn-off shotgun or some similar instrument. Fortunately, we have been able to fill in a replacement speaker."
>"Professor P. Risorgiamento will talk on "The treatment of obstructions".

An algebraist, a statistician, a combinatorics major and a geometer walk into a bar.
The algebraist orders an obscure drink and leaves.
The statistician orders a drink that approximately suits his taste and leaves.
The geometer orders exactly the volume of his intended drink and stays over.
The combinatorics major orders his drinks, the geometer turns to him and asks him what he needs all these drinks for. He replies "I don't." and proceeds to fucking die.

>Marco (the waiter) Cameriere meets Pigritio (Piggy) Risorgiamento in the automat.
>“Say, Marco. You know that guy Watermaker?”
>“Watermaker the differential geometer?”
>“Yeah. Know something? He uses infinitesimals. Infinitesimals aren't rigorous.”
>“Aw, c'mon, Piggy. Everybody uses infinitesimals these days. They can be made rigorous. They are rigorous.”
>“They're not rigorous, Marco. Watermaker needs a lesson in rigour.” Idly chopping his cigar in bits with poultry shears, Pigritio emphasises the point. “What he needs is rigour.”
>The following day, a shocking announcement is made at the conference on singularities at New Rochelle.
>“Dr Watermaker is in hospital, apparently with a shoulder wound caused by a sawn-off shotgun or some similar instrument. Fortunately, we have been able to fill in a replacement speaker."
>"Professor P. Risorgiamento will talk on "The treatment of obstructions".”

>>10429407
>*graps you by your throat*
>*pins you up against the wall*
What did you say, punk kid?
>*squeezes tightly on your twink-like trachea*
Don't you EVER post on my board, ever again? Is that understood, you little fag?!
>*flexes at the forearm, crushing your throat*
>*lighting up a cigar as a stroll away, smugly*

>>10378848
>>10378854
>*graps you both by your throats*
>*pins you up against the wall*
What did you say, punk kids?
>*squeezes tightly on your twink-like trachea*
Don't you EVER post on my board, ever again? Is that understood, you little fags?!
>*flexes at the forearms, crushing your throats*
>*lighting up a cigar as a stroll away, smugly*