/sci/ - Science & Math

An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi.

HAY lets move money around to different areas so we can "grow" the economy to infinite money fairy tale land

>billions of finance jobs open round' the country

Civil unrest and riots start when? I want to go out and get me a smashin'-things bat before it happens.

Washington, I choose you.

1) ASTRONOMY
2) ASTROPHYSICS
3) PHYSICS
4) CHEMISTRY
5) BIOLOGY

9001) ANY KIND OF SOCIAL SCIENCE
9002) ENGINEERING

DEAL WITH IT.

Ask a guy that just got his American citizenship certificate a few hours ago anything!

I'm a minor

One thing I should mention is that when the oath was said and I had to agree to everything in it, they didn't mention that one fictitious character! which is improvement

Hey /sci/. I heard america thinks it made electricity and the world wide web.

why does america think it does important shit?

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fucking commie!