/sci/ - Science & Math

Earth is flat and stationary with a dome. You are never ever leaving this plane alive sciencebois. The best you will get in this life is CGI and if you are vaxxed, and I know many of you here are well boosted, the Mars landings will be livestreamed straight into your brain.
But I'm afraid until CGI improves the rockets will keep falling, delays will continue, blunders will keep happening and maybe they might even play the climate change card and ground flights for a while. The later will surely shortcircuit the average NPCs brain; one hand they are all up for saving the planet but at the same time they want to get off asap :)

>>15424616
Are you ready to explore the galaxy from the comfort of your home? The spaceship, the inflatable doll, the alien friends, the whole globohomo experience.

The latest and finest CGI is ready for you sciencebois to experience the marvels of interstellar travel from the comfort of your home.

Enjoy the ride anons, globohomo has worked very hard to provide you with this unique (lmao lol) experience.

>>15424118
>VR movie
>experience being an astronaut in outer space
LMAO another L for you losers. Looks like VR CGI movies is the best you can get. Remember the Mars landings will be livestreamed straight into your brain if you are vaxxed, and I know many of you here are well boosted with mRNA tech.

But yeah it's never happening, the earth is flat and stationary.