/sci/ - Science & Math

>>12693492
Don't you ultimately want it to work on your prostate and your boi-pucci is just the convenient delivery channel? No worries though, I gotchu famalam!

I would recommend the traditional hunter-trapped method of basting or dousing your lure (in this case the lure is your prostate) in as much of your own semen as possible before going out for a walk around the block. Depending on the saturation density of your baited lure you may be able to expect anything from a few coy wolf whistles from weak-willed fags too scared to do anything to having your asshole torn apart and feasted on like lion's do a fresh gazelle kill by chad-fags overcome by raw instinctual homolust whose impulses drive them into an uncontrollable frenzy.

>Some assembly required
>Your results may vary. Wildly. This is semen we're talking about after all. Seriously powerful stuff, according to my children anyway.