/sci/ - Science & Math

>>9942289
>be grad student
>after months of study and lit review, come up with a great thesis idea, never before studied, but pretty obvious that the results will be good
>do a little more lit review
>find a paper published 2 months ago that's literally one step away from my idea
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA GET FUCKING SNIPED, AREN'T I?! AREN'T I?!?!?!

Fuck ALL engineers.

I work as an American graduate assistant. Today I did more good for society than any of you greedy people will in a lifetime. Want to know something amazing? I can feel it in my HEART.
I started work at 5:00AM today. I was able to perform 10 tissue culture assays, purify three proteins, test 7 pre-clinical drugs, prepare 50L of bacterial media, AND write half of a research grant application today. I find problems in experimental design that paid professionals often miss. Even if it's helping the post-doc who is supposed to know what he's doing, I never hesitate for the good of science.
I get paid $18k/yr, USD. Yeah, laugh all you want, you engineer jerks. "Muh opportunity cost", big deal. So you make $60k/yr wrangling spreadsheets from 18-30 while I break even with nothing to my name after undergrad loans are considered. WHO FUCKING CARES. Once I graduate, and then finish my post-doc at 35, I'll be able to find a job ANYWHERE IN THE FIELD. Do you know what the median wage is for biotech researchers in the Bay Area? 80-fucking-thousand dollars a year. You'll never have a salary like that, and certainly not living in such a nice area. That's not even considering all the Numeraire I earn.
And the hilarious thing is you guys think it's all about money. The money is only secondary. Do you have any idea what an honor and privilege it is to work in Dr. Blaustein's lab? I'd do it for free if I had to. There is nothing more rewarding than knowing you're playing a part in curing cancer.

>>8431963
MODS!