/sci/ - Science & Math

>>6301994
>[ ] 10 words essay due in 17 years

>>5411913

>Particularly when the latter option costs thousands of dollars

wow, what third world country charges you money to save your life?

>>5379085

dat photo

>mfw you can't into ms paint

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one
said, Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all
her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded
approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have
fitted you anyway."

>>4244731

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>>3857243
this

>mfw I invested in shares and won 10% in the last week

>>3642174
>implying a state college isn't the best in my country because the state actually fucking cares about what happens when we finish it
>implying education is not an industry in america
>implying you make the money you like to brag about

IF IT'S NOT LIKE IN AMERICUH IT MUST BE BAD HURR.

>>3601697
>christian NDA
>he thinks lights are christian

>>3600665

>mfw I'm a qualified chemical engineer on $75,000 and I never took calc or any maths higher than basic log laws
>also mfw I've never needed even those maths for my job

>Gingrich has said that high school girls who graduate as virgins should be rewarded.
Good luck with that!

>>3552409
That must have sucked, bro.

>>3545758
Oh, how I wish this were even remotely possible!

>>3522643
>atheism is just logical outgrowth of christianity.

>>3479408

>>3466604

>Be CS major
>First year programming course
>prof says by the end of this class i want you to be able to make methods,classes,constructors in java. Real basic shit
>Already have a solid backround in python and lisp
>See java textbook and decide i dont give a rats patooty and dont show up to class ever.
>Final day
>Worth 65%
>Teacher says im screwed because i never showed up and this will teach me responsiblity
>Finish program in 10 minutes.
>Get 100
>Mfw i made that prof think that the systems fails because of what i did
>Never knew about my backround
>Never learned java
>Always wrote it in python
>Wrapped it
>Honors and certificate for java programming and i dont even know how to make a god dam array.
>Thesystemworks.jpg