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If this works we should all post as EK forever more!

yes!

1.See girl you know walking down the street.
2.Go up behind her and suprise her by pushing in behind her and grabbing her shoulders (women HATE this)
3.While you're doing step two, shout RAPE as loud as you can.
4. If she doesn't have a heart attack it will have been a successful troll

hahahaha

>gspot

>people actually believe this

listen here buddy, here's the big secret: WOMEN DON'T GET PLEASURE FROM VAGINAL PENETRATION IN ITSELF!!!!

If they did, they'd do stuff with cucumbers and broom handles and everything men wish they could have a vagina for a day so they could try: women never do this stuff.

Have you ever heard a man say "not tonight honey, i'm not in the mood?" NO!!!
Women clearly don't enjoy sex. If it was purely a thing about sex drive, then anytime a woman says "not in the mood" you could just start anyway and she'd suddenly be "wow i'm really into this". Imagine if you weren't in the mood for a blowjob, but a woman started giving you one anyway, how hard would it be to tell her to stop? fucking impossible.

What women do do is rub their clits, but Vaginal penetration is actually kinda painfull.
Women enjoy being wanted by a man and they feeling close to a man, enjoy pleasing a man (i actually think there's a huge altruistic component to female enjoyment of sex, like you know when you make someone you love really happy and it just makes you really happy for no reason? that kinda feeling), all these things make them enjoy sex , but they also don't enjoy it, turning it into a weird pleasure/pain thing i imagine to be like repeatedly rubbing the sole of your foot against a new carpet.

>girl: sex is like intense pleasure and pain at the same time.
>me: wtf? sex is pure pleasure wtf?

>>3587984
>meh, still isnt me. who cares if the face is visible.

You, clearly, or you would not have taken the time to type that the face is hidden in your picture.

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>>3221414

>Fails to factor in chaos and emergency from complexity