/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>quick rundown
>One day a guy called J. Mandlbaur decides to do an experiment in his garage
>Discovers he can violate COAM (conservation of angular momentum) with a ball on a penis
>Physicists try to shut him down vigorously
>Shocks everyone when he proves light has a mass (and thus his dick too)
>Johnny then goes on to disprove much of modern physics with a blow to the work-energy principle
>Gets contact from aliens who tell him that the real formula for the surface area of a sphere is [math] 2 \pi^2 r^2 [/math]
>J. Mandibular is now on a mission to BTFO mathematicians