/sci/ - Science & Math

>Who nose.

>buttmad hard science major jelly of accountants making more dosh than him in the future
Society likes people who burdens other people's responsibilities, and that's exactly what higher level accountants (eg: partners in large firms) do.

>>4653336

>>4616352
How much are they paying you?

No. Seriously. They're giving you way too much if you're dumb enough to try and do this here.

Go back to /pol/. That place is loaded with suckers.

Wait until
>Discovery of "Psychic" Dolphins
>"Discovery" of Artificial Intelligence
>Discovery of alien life

Trust me, friend. These will all occur very soon. The future is brighter than you can ever imagine.

>>4601794
OP here.

Don't worry; I got exactly what I needed out of this thread. I increased scientific awareness, I introduced people to concepts like electrocommunication, AND I trolled /sci/ all in one go.

Frankly, I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

93 billion lightyears of "Universe".
What has happened to "me" that makes "me" so special?

From energy into mass.
From Hydrogen into.
From atoms into chemicals.
From basic to organic.
From from Acids into Protiens.
From RNA into DNA.
From Cells into Animals.
From Neoplasm into Organs.
From Stem Cells into Neurons.
From CNS into Brain.
From Chordates into Vertabrates
From Solitary into Social
From Reaction into Thought.
From Mammal into Primate
From Human into the awesomeness that is "Myself".

Across the Universe is a history of failure and decay. The simple and slow are destroyed, only to be consumed by the complex and the quick.

In a reality that is constantly changing and evolving, I am made entirely of the most successful compounds in existence. Every entity that came before me has lost its individuality, and has been absorbed by my very being.

I may be small. And there are roughly 7 billion others like me. But it took all of the "awesome" in the Universe to eventually lead to the one that is "me".

I'm kind of a big deal.

>>4592145

High school ---> 1.9

College ---> 3.9