/sci/ - Science & Math

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those
blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed
in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said,
"Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello,
George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow,
aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent
for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact
my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

>>4640718
>climategate

>Women
>Science

It reverts back to the wasteland of bickering provincial leaders and backward, fundy sandniggers it was before oil was discovered, only now they can leave in the crumbling ruins of their civilisation.

>mfw

>Graduated a BSc in Materials and Chemical Engineering
>Barely touched or know any maths, but genius at chemistry
>Now halfway through a Masters and still not touching any maths
>No idea what to do when I graduate
>mfw

>mfw I'm a practicing chemical engineer for years and the only maths I do is on some excel spreadsheets and everyone treats me like I'm some mathematical genius

>Slowly replace every neuron with an microprocessor that mimics the action of that particular group of neurons

>gradually replace the brain while patient retains fully cognitive aware

>just exactly where did the person end and machine begin?

>Now have completely mechanical brain that has te same function as the original

>mfw

Hedonists never follow through to the logical extent of their philosophy. If they did, they would all be heroin addicts.

For the Bible is not chained in every expression to conditions as strict as those which govern all physical effects; nor is God any less excellently revealed in Nature's actions than in the sacred statements of the Bible.

>Galileo

>talking to spiritual guru about meditation and shit
>"quantum mechanics proves meditation works"
>mfw

>>4152104

>>3787886
>>3787886

>>3778794

>money isn't everything. in fact its nothing.

Saying this is the most intelligent board in 4ch­an is like saying the kid with Aspergers has better social skills than all his Autistic friends

>>3644401

>>3229210

>superior intellect
>inferior credit
>mfw

>>2446756
France did it.

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>>2084583
>implying there's any evidence that supports antimatter gravitationally attracting matter with the same magnitude that matter attracts matter
>implying antimatter has been produced in quantities high enough to measure gravitational properties

>>2071406
Because it isn't algebra 2.