/sci/ - Science & Math

Alright so if god made man in his own image and we accept that there are infinite multiverses then statistically there exists a universe where man is actually weed, so if in this universe man is weed and god made man in his image then in that universe god is literally weed.

Ok so but god is omnipotent, the motherfucker isn't something he just IS in all realities and dimensions so he's weed in every possible universe including the one we're in, and god being the supreme entity in all realities would make him the absolute dankest kush imaginable, transcending thermodynamics because the mofo is god, he'd be danker then we could literally imagine (sorry for the overused phrase but its literally the case here), with me so far?

So what would happen if you died and went to heaven, stuffed god in a bong, sparked the mofo, and ripped him like there's no tomorrow, how blazed would you be, and would you even get blazed in the first place cuz if you smoke god then he no longer is and if he made man in his own image and man is weed in a parallel universe making god the original weed and you just smoked the mofo does that mean weed itself vanishes from reality in all possible universes and you don't get high because you're literally smoking nothing, or would you absorb god's essence and become the new god instantly collapsing all multiverses and triggering creation 2.0 from scratch in which all life is always high as fuck across all multiverses because god 2.0 (you) was high as fuck on the previous god at the moment of creation???

Me and my gf have been thinking this over for hours now and she suggested asking you guys cuz she lurks here allot, i prefer /mu/ but whatever so help us out /sci/, how would this work?

And yeah we're high as shit so inb4 that.

>>7421815
>Some schools force freshmen under 21 to stay a year on campus.
What the fuck, I would just refuse to the point of attending a different uni.

> get arrested for having alcohol in their rooms.
As in campus security seriously tries to arrest you? Holy fuck, pic related. I thought they would confiscate it at most and even then I'd be pretty pissed off.

>What most freshmen don't get is that when you're on a campus, you have no rights. Colleges get significantly more power over their residents than regular landlords.
What about professors living on campus housing? Are they harassed at all?

help me out?

-(51/4) + 4 + 9 = ?

Hello /sci/

I'm teaching myself algebra, and I'm having some difficulty understanding 'completing the square'.

I think I understand the concept behind it, but I can't seem to solve this equation. If anyone could help, I'd appreciate it.

x^2-3x-5=0

The method I was using before was getting the equation into the form:

a(x+d)^2+e=0 where d = b/2a and e = c-b^2/4a

However, when I do this, I get irrational numbers...

Hello /sci/

I have a basic algebra/arithmetic question.

I'm learning algebra from a book, no prof, and I'm at the step where I'm learning to factor polynomials, and I don't think I understand the logic behind one of the steps. I'm hoping someone could explain it to me.

So basically, I'm factoring:

15x^2+42x-9
3(5x^2+14x-3) --->GCF of 3
3(5x^2+15x-x-3) --->a x c = 15, 15-1 = b
3(5x^2+15x-x-3)
3(5x(x+3) -1(x+3)) ---> Up until here I understand. The final answer is:
3(5x-1)(x+3) ---> The part I don't understand is why the we're able to cancel one of the (x+3)s out. Can someone explain this to me?

Would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks /sci/

>>5217939
>>5217956
Let's ignore the conversion for a moment.

How was the song conceived? Is there an algorithm for that?

But my digit ratio is 0.93 and I'm a faggot cock lover.

How is it that consciousness is made through atoms?
The brain is juts atoms and chemicals so how is it that we are conscious?
Could it be possible other things are conscious?


Like the Universe?

>>>/b/402026878

why do we randomize almost everything in statistics? A solid answer would be appreciated.

Thanks /sci/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT-_uCLwKhQ

Why does the presence of a detector determine if a photon is a particle or a wave?

Or are your theories.. worng?

Atheists still cant seem to explain obvious ESP phenomena even though most research done in the past two decades proves its irrevocable existence!

So how do you make a apple pie?

>Want to learn Spanish
>Have ADHD(predominantly inattentive)
>Not allowed any drugs
>What should I do?

I don't understand art majors and people who are like, life isnt about money its about how happy you are and shit.
>>>>Can someone please explain what they are called and why they are like this

lololo wut

From what I understand the problem with aging is that when the cell divides, somewhere and somehow, the DNA is damaged for whichever reason. Now I'm not too educated about it but wouldn't it at least extend the human lifespan by repairing this gradual damage? (sorry if this isn't the right place to post this on) Pic kinda relevant

If I stand directly at the north pole, what direction am I looking at?

Now, we have to wait that a genius explain why this neutrino can go faster than light.

Maybe because Venus looks most like hell, than a planet. Giving the name of the goddess of beauty to Venus, and the name of the god of war to mars... What the fuck is wrong with human.

OMG OIL IS GONA KILL THE WURLD AND DERES NOTHING WE CAN DO TO STOP IT

>Calc 2 test
>score posted within 5 days
>Gen Chem scantron test
>literally all that needs to be done is to feed it into a machine
>5 days and still waiting for results...

Faggotry

>Be 15
>Have wrinkles

I was always told to not drink a lot of fizzy drinks( coca cola, fanta, 7Up)

So i come to you guys to tell me why i shouldn't
what effects fizzy drinks have on my throat/voice box/whatever it effects.
 
All i know is that they reduce your appetite