/sci/ - Science & Math

All right, since nobody explained how to find a shadow in simple enough terms for me, here's what I did:
>I created a document sorted by specialty
>I found every doctor in a 15 mile radius working in that specialty and put them in the document, sorted by subspecialty and where they practice
>I marched to the hospital and got a single business card
If all of their email addresses follow the same format, I can infer the work email for each of these doctors using only their full names.
I am about to cold-call/email every single one of them, one after the other, until one of them says yes, and then I am going to tell HR I got a "yes" and they can finally give the forms to sign.
That's all I need. One doctor at this hospital to say "yes" so HR can give me the forms. To that end, I have stalked and will now commence pestering them until I get that "yes."
You made me do this.