/sci/ - Science & Math

>knock knock knock "Penny?"
The crowd begins to stir, a few members are seen beginning to salivate and move about in their seats.
>knock knock knock "Penny?"
A few screams are let out in anticipation of the punchline. Members of the audience are seen rocking back in forth, grabbing the seat in front of them. The smell of blood and iron fills the set as people chew relentlessly on their knuckles.
>knock knock knock "Penny?'
Members of the audience begin to rip off their own lips as they wait in horrible, excruciating anticipation. A few fights erupt out of nervousness for the punchline. Rampant screaming, mixed with laughter is heard after each individual knock. Pregnant mothers punch their unborn children and prepubescent boys begin slapping their cocks on their seats and howling.
>"What is is Sheldon?"
>"Hi Penny."
What sounds as like a thousand balloons exploding is simply the lungs of the audience members as they let out the most ear piercing screech-of-a-laugh the Earth has beared witness too. Blood spills from their mouths and spurts out of their ears. The cumulative laughter from the members sends forth a shockwave that splits in two and circumnavigates the Earth, gaining momentum and force with every foot, not explainable to this day by modern science. The shockwaves of death and laughter converge again on the studio, shattering the earth beneath them into an unfillable chasm, which ruptures with molten lava that spews forth and burns the cast members alive. The pregnant women rip the fetuses out of their wombs for sacrifice to the newly risen Dark Prince, who shall bring forth a thousand years of darkness.