/sci/ - Science & Math

>"Hi Leonard. What did you do today?"
The members of the audience leans forward, eyes agape, drying in the winds of desperation.
>"Nothing much, just went down to the comic store."
Their lips tremble as they let out a few, anticipatory howls of laughter. Any member who disturbs the scene of perfect solitude of pure comedy is thrown into the pit of desolation.
>"Well today I was playing a game."
>"Oh yeah, like what?"
>"W.o.W."
The audience members look lackluster for a split second before ripping their flesh apart from the comedic gold. Screams of laughter tear themselves apart, some shattering limb from limb. Eyeballs fall from their sockets as they gawk at the stage, screaming and bloodied. The combined, harmonious laughter converges into the resonate frequency of the Earth, ripping the building apart as the Earth begins to swallow the stage whole. The cast members grab hands and chant as they rise to the sky, becoming martyrs for their unmatched wit. Audience members form a human ladder to reach their idols as the entire building crumbles. Sheldon is grabbed by the foot and brought into the abyss, where his body is gorged by the audience who inherits his eternal glory and they let out a screech which forever deafens the world.