/sci/ - Science & Math

Scientists have already found a cure for aging. The blood of the innocent. I'm not fucking joking.

http://www.technologyreview.com/news/417249/young-blood-reverses-signs-of-aging-in-old-mice/

Turns out that if you suck the blood out of kids and teens and use it to replace your own you will aging in your body. Your heart will shrink back to a healthy size, you've brain will become more active, etc. They may not have nailed down all of the specific mechanisms or made a drug like booster spice yet but if you want immortality you can become a vampire today and live forever.

>thomas edison is the father electricity and magnetism
>not Coulomb, Faraday, Maxwell, etc.

>>3803069
>implying any woman has a soul

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There is no reaction image to describe how I feel about this post, so I'll use this instead.