/sci/ - Science & Math

24 yous, and I only had to make a single post - I propose a toast, to myself and my wealth

>>15362890
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>>15299506
Nursing

>bachelor's of science in mechanical engineering
>employed as a senior machine learning engineer
>this post will make /sci/ enormously butthurt for multiple reasons
>but that won't change the fact that it's true :^)

>>12583885
the best part is nobody even uses this shit in industry

t. controls engineer

>>10998292
>humans killed natural selection

>Go on /sci/
>Open an AGI thread
>Post "I have an MSc in Comp Sci from Oxford, AGI is literally impossible"
>I actually have a BA in Eng Lang from Kingston University

>>9925341
>Take a random question that you might ask on /b/ , /pol/, or /r9k/
>Precede it with "Scientifically speaking" and post it on /sci/

>>9891558
No, because i'd still be here and I'd ensure it not become one.

when walking i will attempt not to step on cracks in the pavement or on imaginary 45° lines that emanate from lamp posts and other cylindrical objects along the way. you will not be able to tell, though. i keep my head high and don't really stare at the ground.

something like the cult of determinism would be cool: some people discover that there is a demon of some sort that decides the outcome of all particle interactions, and that by worshipping it and dark shit it can be summoned and conversed with. then a plot could be to get it to fuck with millitary atomic clocks or something something or to invalidate the results of enemy experiments or even to manifest superheavy black holes or genetically mutate some baby to be all fucked up or chaos theory shit so like some massive hurricanes or tidal waves being made by the cult and shit.

or otherwise

>the plot of half life

>>9289529
>mfw 120 IQ
>mfw that's smart enough to program the robots and become your technocratic overlord

>>8892673
>Have to write up a lab report in ochem about the chemistry and synthesis of retinol
>Look at my phone
>Facebook friend request from my Stacy lab partner
>Accept her friend request
>Stacy messages me asking for help on it
>Message is shown as seen
>Unfriend her

Microbiology

>Hey anon quick, tell me what species this plant is
I can tell you if it's a pterophyte, gymnosperm, or angiosperm. And I know a few local trees from my general ecology class, but beyond that plants can suck a dick
>Why haven't I pooped for a few days/some other generic mild indigestion symptom
I'll say you have a helminth to scare you [pic related]
>Are you going to vaccinate your kids
Yes
>Wow biology is a lot harder than I thought it is
It can be anyways