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>reasonable alternatives like the pipe
>reasonable

What is the first derivative of a cow? A: Prime Rib!

What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job? A: "Paper or plastic?"

Why was the parent function upset with its child? A: It was stretched to its limit.

What is purple and commutative? A: An abelian grape

Did you hear the one about the statistician? A: Probably

Have you heard about the constipated calculus teacher? A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice. A: Zorn's Lemon.

A guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!" And the other guy says: "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."