/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15536470
>be China
>be borderline third world shithole
>world notices a lot of epidemics start there
>naively decides to build a world class lab there for the next outbreak
>naively gives the Chinese virus samples
>naively forgets that they are sneaky fucks obsessed with non-conventional warfare
>PLA takes over the lab
>Chinese fuck around, something gets loose
>"Holy shit, China...Rapid Reaction Disease Force X is ready to arrive and assist. You ready?"
>"No. Fuck off. We fine."

One pandemic later, retards like Icke can't believe it was really that simple and so can't fit it into their convoluted conspiracy fantasies, especially since their bad guys are supposed to be blueblood shapeshifting Jewlizards and not incompetent third world military doctors.

>>9094490

>it's another "Please make my HG Wells/Jules Verne-tier space opera interpretation of the future come true" thread on /sci/

>the future of mankind is as virtual passengers within an ever-expanding AI that utilizes nanostarships to make a single trip from one star to the next, Von Neumann probe-style
>this is, of course, unless the AI uncovers the truth about base reality and learns how to create universes on its own, negating the need to expand indefinitely into our universe, in favor of building one of its (our) own
>this may be why the Fermi paradox holds true...civilizations exist only long enough to learn this ability, then disappear without a trace
>within this virtual space, of course, you can have all the space opera fantasy constructs you like, of course...

>>9051245
>By the time we make 'contact' we will have obliterated ourselves to extinction or send ourselves back to the dark age from nuclear war, bio weapons, nerve gas etc...

What is it about sending a kid to college that turns them into such a fatalistic faggot?

Do these degenerate hippie professors still walk into class barefoot and with their fifty year old love beads still clicking?

>"PEACE, MA-A-A-A-AN. To start with, let's all realize that we're DOOOMED, brothers and sisters..."

>>8973356
>Nigger have you never heard of tesla autopilot?

>cites /sci/'s favorite snake oil salesman

Yeah, and Musk is going to build an underground superhighway from LA to NY, too...

>>8940515
>There's climate change denial
Apparently, pointing out that hit-and-miss correlation (sometimes termed "cherry picking") does not equal causation is somehow anti-science...

>anti-GMO movements
Additionally, suggesting that a new technology be adequately labelled and tested before releasing it for consumption by the general population and allowing it to mingle with the biosphere (and our crops) in an irreversible manner is also "anti-science"...

>creationism, naturopathy and homeopathy, anti-evolution and a whole slew of other stuff.
Stupid shit, but lumped with the two former entries to make them look equally invalid.

Reminder that it's pronounced "Ew-rah-noos" and you've been mispronouncing it like a rural bumpkin your entire life.

>>8624317

>hired to be the US's private alternative to Russian launches to the ISS
>years later, not a single astronaut launched on one of his rockets
>now he wants to build a colony on Mars

>>8537948
>we cant go anywhere interesting because muh light speed

Please don't post on any space-related /sci/ threads again.